Valentine Tips For Boys

How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB? A tie& expect Brazilian hair?Singlet & expect iPad 2? Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 450k? Or nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at KFC or ChickenRepublic?... ....Well, The Nigerian Association of Boyfriends (NAB-) says it should be trade by barter this Val Oooh. Boxers should be exchanged with a G-string.-. Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra.-. If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Lip gloss".-. She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her natural hair.-. If she shows up at your door empty-handed, put NTA, AIT or STV for her to watch. Put off ur gen (no free thing).-. If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an expensive night vigil. MFM or CHOSEN to be precise.-. She gives you a flower, you self give her Ugu (Vegetable) (all na natural). if she gives u cake, u give her beans cake(akara). if she gives you lacasera, buy her kunu...gbam!!!LobatanHappy Val in advance......love U all...
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